So does anyone remember back in school when they did those yearly scoliosis checks? They have you bend over and the 'nurse' comes up behind you. (No this isn't a rape story.) They run a scale-ish thing down your spine and you were most likely to have boobs resting on the back of your head/neck. Getting the examiner with a big rack sucked. I swear they didn't even try to hold them boobies up at all! That's a lot of weight to hold up when you're a bent over 10 year old. Or maybe that was just part of the exam.
How about them good ol' headlice checks? When them lice monkies were going around school and you were called to the nurse's office after the intial inspection, that's when the segregation began. Everyone treated you like the diseased rat that you'd known you always were. Now your secret is out and those kids you called friends are no longer around. Well within 10 feet because we all know that these lil fckers can fly. I mean, you know how hard it is to avoid lice when you got 5 siblings?! Once you get rid of the little bastards, the infestation, (the lice not the siblings) you'd just get 'em right back. It was a never ending circle. I mean, not that i ever had lice.... This is so not about me when I was a kid in school with lice er I mean when i was an a-hole to those loser poor kids who did have it.
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