Today I was remembering some past employees. When working in the buisiness of pizza, you tend to get stuck working with some real winners. There's been a couple of 'em that pissed me off and I called retarded. It turned out that they actually were in some way. Haha i'm sooo nice! I never apologized and i don't feel bad for it either. I'm generally a nice person. If you're not my husband, it takes a lot to get me to blow up on you. When you work with a bunch of dumb, insubordinate assholes it's ok though.
So there was a teenager that worked with us for a couple months. She was pregnant and seemed pretty extatic about it. Her boyfriend didn't exactly look like the the 'i'll take care of my family' type. It turned out she got an abortion because the voices in her head told her to kill her baby but she wasn't crazy. First off, if i had voices in my head telling me stuff i wouldnt be telling every tom, dick and harry about it. I mean, i totally do not have voices in my head. That'd just be crazy....and second, if i had an abortion i sure the fck wouldn't tell anyone. Well i'd never get one anyways. The moral of the story here is that this girl would rather come off creepy and crazy rather than just say "I'm not ready for this" or "My douchy drug addicted looking boyfriend made me do it." Aside from that she tried to take the title of Pregnant Lady because she thought she was the first person to be pregnant there. That title is mine bitch! There's a co-worker that still calls me that. Which i dont know if that's her calling me fat or what.
This whole post made me LOL.
ReplyDelete(And you know you got voices in your head, don't be lying girl lol).
-Erin